Trump’s “on again, off again” tariff announcements, which created turmoil in earnings expectations...

So, back to catering executives like in the 1980s? 

ChatGPT forbids itself from offending ‘Religion of Peace’...

"It is telling that the entire American media is going to run a propaganda operation today..." 

‘We’ll get Greenland. Yeah, 100 percent,' Trump said.

The grant proposal says the topic is “woefully understudied"...

...the final pension rebalance estimate was +$37bn to buy – 96th percentile going back to Jan 2000...

The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives is investigating.

According to the court ruling, about 600,000 Venezuelan immigrants have been granted TPS since the 2021 designation.

The US dollar could lose its status as the world’s reserve currency to Bitcoin or other digital assets if the United States does not get its debt under control...

"I believe someone is going to be arrested tomorrow, because there's someone..." 

Weaponization of the dollar is forcing a rethink among foes and now friends of the US about what asset-mix they hold, with gold the primary beneficiary...

The US labor market refuses to go into freefall.

PLA military calls Taiwan president a "parasite" & blasts Hegseth's Japan visit...

"Tariffs were the most cited cause of factory input costs rising in March, and at a rate not seen since mid-2022 during the pandemic-related supply shock..."

"I see he’s trying to back out of the rare earth deal. And if he does that, he’s got some problems. Big, big problems."

Spot the April Fools’ Day jokes among the following recent headlines...

The Flop: December FOMC.
The Turn: DeepSeek.
The River: Tariffs.

"According to preliminary information, the vehicle was in the NOA intelligent assisted driving state..." 

Ukraine's leadership would rather destroy the entire country and the Russians with it than accept defeat, he claims...