The Art Of The D.C. Cleanup
Submitted by QTR's Fringe Finance
On August 11, 2025, President Donald Trump did something that no other president in modern memory has dared to do: he effectively took over Washington, D.C.’s policing operations.
In a sweeping declaration of a public safety emergency, he deployed about 800 National Guard troops, assigned 120 FBI agents to night patrols, and put the D.C. Metropolitan Police under the direct control of Attorney General Pam Bondi.
The mission? To clean up the capital—its rising crime rates and, yes, the sprawling homeless encampments that have been swallowing sidewalks and city parks.
The reaction from some corners was immediate outrage—how dare the president flex federal muscle in the nation’s capital? But for those of us who have actually visited D.C. anytime recently, it’s hard not to think: finally.
For too long, the capital of the United States—the city that houses the White House, Congress, and the Supreme Court—has looked less like the shining beacon of democracy and more like a live-action hellscape from a horror movie. Tourists and school trips meandering through downtown D.C. to learn about the history of our great nation are confronted with makeshift shantytowns, hypodermic needles and smells worse than J.B. Pritzker’s bathroom the morning after a long night at Big Ed’s Bar-B-Que.
For Democrats — who seem just fine with this nightmare — it’s been like inviting guests over for dinner, letting someone pitch a dung-filled tent in the middle of your dining room—and then acting offended when guests ask: is this really where we’re going to eat?
Now, let’s be realistic. Federalizing the police isn’t going to...(READ THIS FULL COLUMN, 100% FREE, HERE).
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