Poll: How Will Diddy Get Suicided in Jail?
The Artist Formerly Known as Daddy or whatever he’s going by currently is reportedly in state custody.
How will he treat himself to the Epstein treatment?
- He’ll probably be alright; the government is honorably protecting him as required by law in the pursuit of justice
- Gunshot to the back of head
- Bedsheet hanging
- Anal hemorrhage via BBC
- One of those atrocities Walter White did with the Neo-Nazis
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