Kamala Harris “Hive” Browbeats the World

Fellow Kremlin footsoldiers and sturdy Russophiles stand ready to be whopped by the Liberal Order’s new queen bee, Kamala Harris, should the worst come to worst. One way or another, four-fifths of humanity will weep or rejoice over the next U.S. presidential election. Here’s the latest. 

Seriously, how many of you out there realize, like POLITICO’s Eva Hartog, that the army of Putin numbers in the billions? The ever-Russophobic former Moscow Times editor claims anyone who is against the current U.S. Vice President becoming commander-in-chief is a Kremlin minion. The latest from POLITICO EU, “Russia’s new punching bag: Kamala Harris,” assures us all the Russians are not only coming, but they’re already here!

Few Earthlings Want Harris

Yes, POLITICO has gone hog wild over the Democratic Party’s chosen Hillary Clinton “mini-me.” The Western media is all in line with Hartog in proclaiming that Putin’s “army of propagandists is rolling out its full racist and sexist arsenal” against a U.S. vice president who cannot create a lucid commentary on anything. Of the 7.951 billion humans on Earth, how many have not seen and heard Harris fumble and stumble words and thoughts as if she’s smoked a whole bag of “Ghost Train Haze” weed?

As you may know already, potheads are notorious for lacking what anyone would consider standard logic. Reading Hartog’s latest hate spew and the similarity to Kamala Harris’ lingo spaghetti, I am thinking that half of the 1.3 billion liberal lunatics in Europe and North America must be smoking something. Take this genius comment about the Kremlin lying low and letting us useful minions take our cues as a perfect example.

“But its foot soldiers in the Russian-language disinformation sphere have more than made up for that.”

You get it, right? Vladimir Putin’s footsoldiers of world domination are brainwashing Russians to be Russian! Now, there’s a strategy. Wage a proxy and PR war on a people, and then use every human resource to convince the victims of Russophobia they are disliked by the Soros and Rothschild types and ultra-liberal snake people. Sure, this is what “we,” the people who think Biden or Kamala Harris (or Michelle Obama) are abominations to any hope of peace and prosperity in our time. Moving on…

Nuclear Medusa

Now, let’s assume that half of Europe and North America are liberal world-order zombies who would support the snake-headed Medusa if their masters put the demonic creature in front of the electorate. As for Russians who seem to think Harris is a bad choice to give a nuclear suitcase, the Dean of Global Politics at Moscow State University, Andrei Sidorov, did say, “Kamala with the nuclear button is worse than a monkey with a grenade.” Outside Russia, the concern is equally impactful. Of course, Harris’ opponent, former president Donald Trump, has made no secret of the fact he thinks Biden’s current VP is crazy. In contrast to POLITICO’s assertions, Russian President Vladimir Putin says he has bigger things on his mind than the fracas among his political enemies overseas.

Then there’s Maria Zakharova, who the POLITICO author says is the Kremlin’s attack dog. I know no such poll exists, but it’s a safe bet that all of India, China, Iran, Egypt, almost all of Latin America, most of the Middle East, and three-fourths of Africa can more easily identify with Zakharova as the U.S. president, rather than nutty Kamala. I, for one, would vote for her. At the least, she’d make a great VP running mate for another Putin footsoldier named Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Remember, anyone against Kamala is racist, sexist, or a flag-waving “commie” underneath. But there are so many others. India’s Modi buys Russian oil, gas, grain, and military stuff – he and all 1.417 billion Indians are certainly puppeted by the Kremlin. And Xi Jinping’s 1.5 billion countrymen probably hate Harris because she’s not Asian. If they could vote in a U.S. election, I am sure Kamala would “identify” as a Chinese Kung Fu master and Confucius follower.

A Schizophrenic White House

On this note, most keen observers of Kamala Harris are simply observing that the presidential candidate changes her racial heritage with the direction of the wind. Republicans led by former President Donald Trump are not the only ones noticing. Independents and voters on the margins following candidate Robert Kennedy Jr. would probably not be surprised if Harris identified as a man, fish, or whatever creature fringe voters take a liking to. From Tehran to Budapest, most of the waiting world is holding its breath and praying a schizoid dope smoker doesn’t take over America’s drones and killer satellites.

Kamala Harris is not the worst candidate for the U.S. precedence in history because she’s female or Indian/Jamaican. Harris is a horrible candidate because she’s without morals and stupid. She’s also a “phoney,” as has been suggested by Trump’s running mate, Sen. JD Vance (R-Ohio). Yeah, he’s a footsoldier like you, me, all the Palestinians, the people depending on the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) for improved lives, and ten thousand NGOs, humanitarian organizations, and almost all banana republics’ people.

Even in the United States, the Democratic Party’s chosen one is about as popular as Caligula was when Rome started to collapse. Some may recall that in 2022, Kamala Harris’s approval rating of only 28% (USA Today) was about as high as Benito Mussolini’s in 1944. Looking at Harris’ competence briefly, we find a blaring red flag in one of her most important assignments as VP. Harris was supposed to address the root causes of undocumented migration into the US from Central American countries and to offer solutions. Joe Biden had this task when he was Obama’s altar boy and accomplished negative results.

Finally, a BBC article about Harris in 2020 suggested that Harris may have been the first female VP and the first schizophrenic one, too. The headline read “Kamala Harris: The many identities of the first woman vice-president.” NEO readers will get a hoot out of this one, especially the part where Kamala accused Joe Biden of being racist when she was running against him! Yes, she did. I’m surprised Vladimir Putin was not Sleepy Joe’s best pal before Biden chose her for VP. Harris is, by far, the worst sellout politician in United States history. Look at how she abandons and then assumes her Indian heritage when the need arises. Pretending to preside over the U.S. border issues and then admitting in Guatemala she’s not been to the Mexico/US border since she took office is damning evidence she’s a “do nothing” stooge.

Harris’ Troll Hive?

While POLITICO brands the sane world Kremlin footsoldiers,  Kamala has established a pro-Harris “KHIVE” social media community. Talk about troll farms; my country has orchards of libtard trolls out there. Even though many in her party despise her, Harris’ footsoldiers and the American and European media claim she’s a savior now. This “transformation” is a miracle, given that Kamala Harris is the least popular VP in my country’s history (See NBC poll pg. 8).

The fact that the elite-controlled media is going nutty to put Kamala Harris in office is the best indicator she’s a nightmare waiting in the wings. Think about everything “sold” to us over the past decade or two. As for the Kremlin, no matter who sits in the White House, the larger enemy is in some boardroom in London, Luxembourg, New York, or Frankfurt. These are all the places where non-racist, non-sexist, Kamala Harris haters do not exist.

An earlier version of this story was published in New Eastern Outlook

And that’s that.