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Things That Won't Happen In 2025

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by Tyler Durden
Sunday, Dec 29, 2024 - 09:55 PM

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Authored by Dario Perkins and Alexandros Xenofontos via TS Lombard,

  • A light-hearted, satirical look at what the New Year might bring

  • A new NATO “system”, Muskonomics, Trump vs Powell 2.0 and EMU bailouts

  • The big problem this time is that some of these things might actually happen

Each December, we publish bold “non-consensus” forecasts for the year ahead. Rather disturbingly, some of those predictions come true. Worse still, since we first started this exercise a decade ago, it has become increasing difficult for our readers to discern whether or not we are joking – such is the increasingly bizarre nature of today’s world. This year, the distinction between reality and satire is arguably fuzzier than ever before, and there is a very strong possibility that some (maybe even several) of our predictions for 2025 are realized. But which ones?

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