CoreWe've Got Bills To Pay: Bernstein Sees $76 Billion Funding Hole At Imploding Neocloud

Goldman's CoreWeave upgrade is three days old, and so far it has achieved precisely nothing.

On Monday, Goldman's Gabriela Borges upgraded CoreWeave (CRWV) to Buy (in the process cutting her price target by almost a quarter) which is a creative way to turn bullish:

"Not Great, Not A Surprise"